Tuesday, May 18, 2010

we are FUNNY

I stole this post from Megan's blog.
Which she stole from my email, which she had originally forwarded to me from Facebook.
Who deleted it, probably because it was too funny.

It all started one day in summer school...and ended about eight hours later...following a night where we decided to play games in the park--we both had a lapse in judgment and wore sandals to a park with no sand. Just bark.

Not that that has anything to do with anything. But neither does anything else.

The great thing is, is that this is ordinary conversation between two very ordinary friends on everyday life. This time, it was recorded.

Reason #4,764 why I love Megan no middle name Smith.

Megan Smith:

night games

Roxanne Hutchens:

I love night games. We should wear smarter shoes next time and maybe the bark won't get the best of us. Marco?

Megan Smith:

POLO! not to be confused with Pollo...spanish for chicken. Let's be clear I'm NOT calling you a chicken. Although I feel like chicken is all i hear about these days with Oprah basically throwing KFC in everyone's faces. I don't even like KFC. I think the fact that an old man named the colonel is frying lots of chicken is a little sad. Maybe there are labor laws against things such as this. But him teaming up with A&W...now that was a good idea. Rootbeer float ice
cream cones, to die for. Not as good as our frozen yogurt though...yummm...frozen yogurt. And this is proof that I can tie anything back to frozen yogurt. ANYTHING. Marco?

Roxanne Hutchens:

Hmmmm. Impressive. Very impressive. Not as impressive as the time that Benita and I decided to create the greatest fast food meal ever. True or False: we called in pizza to Papa John's. Better Ingredients, Better Pizza. As we were picking up the pizza, we cruised right on over to Little Caesar's. For the crazy bread, obviously. Pizza! Pizza! By then we assumed our cinnamon sticks were probably ready at 5 Buck Pizza. How can you beat great pizza? Great price? Now if someone other than Ben and I would realize the potential available here, we would really be on to something.

Megan Smith:

I do recall this evening. I came home to find garbage from not one, not two, but three different pizza establishments. I don't know if you call this impressive or indecisive. Still up for debate. HOWEVER. I completely commend your diligence and drive. If it's worth doing, it's
worth doing right and that was clearly your motto as you accomplished this feat of the tri-pizza meal. I feel like your game might have been stepped up a little had you ordered from a 4th
establishment and had it timed to arrive right as you pulled in from your pickups. At this point I'd feel like you were really pulling from all of the pizza fronts. All this pizza talk is making me wish i had a frozen totino's to throw in the oven. That is good pizza.

Roxanne Hutchens:

Instead I will settle, only once, for pizza flavored wheat thins. Now for sale at an on campus vending machine near you. Also, Diet Cokes and peanut M&M's will probably be the main food group for me for the next 7 weeks. Since this is my 5th hour of class so far today, I have eaten/drank everything in my suitcase purse. Gatorade. Water bottle. Peanut M&M's. Wheat Thins. Fiber One Bar. and Two pieces of Sugar Free Gum (Thanks Jillian and Bob).

Megan Smith:

mmm...diet coke and peanut M&M's. That sounds like a meal fit for a king. I'm going with DDP and carrots dipped in ranch as we speak. The carrots don't quite hit the spot the way those peanut M&M's do. There is such a thing as pizza flavored wheat thins? what will they come up
with next? Are crackers supposed to taste like a full fledged meal? That is a trick. It reminds me of the gum violet chews in willy wonka and the chocolate factory...."By gum it's gum...Wrong. It's
the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world....What's so fab about it?...This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner. Tomato soup. I can actually feel it running down my throat..." True or False: I have seen that movie way too many times for my own good.

Roxanne Hutchens:

True. But to counter your over-viewing I have never actually seen that movie in its entirety. Something strange about a man in a purple velvet suit that takes children into his alternate world. Not to mention some don't even make it back out and no one even really seems that concerned. This to me is far more perplexing than a wooden puppet just trying to make friends.

Megan Smith:

I think the whole Idea for the movie was a government funded scare tactic for children. Good little children get entire chocolate factories for themselves with little people who do all their work for them, all the candy they want, and they actually speak to each other in song. Bad little children disappear...where they go, nobody knows. A wooden puppet trying to make friends scares me. Puppets shouldn't be venturing into the social world if you ask me. It's like animals talking...you know how i feel about that.

Roxanne Hutchens:

these government funded movies have really got me confused. Like Wall-E. Opened up a whole new world for me. At first I just watched the movie like a four year old. Completely entertained, and no idea what's going on. Like Benita. Talking animals, puppets wanting to be real boys, extremely good looking men who age backwards, or spiders instilling values into little pigs. Just to name a few. These things are purely fictional, no politicking, and a few good morals. which is more than I can say for Gene Wilder. Who is just scary. You just have to question the intentions and integrity of people like him and Johnny Depp. Dr. Frankenstein? Pirates? Willy Wonka?

Megan Smith:

oooh the backwards aging man. I had that happen to me one time. I woke
up in the morning and ran a marathon and then by the end of the night
i couldn't walk, resorted to crawling, needed assistance being fed,
and only wanted to curl up in my jammies and watch disney films. If
only brad pitt had been there to experience it with me...

Roxanne Hutchens:

Ohhh...like Benjamin Button. But in reverse.

1 comment:

  1. this is too long and wordy to read so im just going to take your word for it and just say its funny.

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